Cum one cum all, to your favorite GM's romp through the wilds of Mountain View! 2.69-4.69 miles. 2 beer checks. 1 food check. I was drunk when I agreed to this, so don't expect much. Bring a headlamp, money, ID, and virgins, this is a good introductory trail! <3 Missile Anus



Put Creekside Park in your google maps. Turn on Easy street from Central Expy. Street parking.